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[miseriainfernum]

You have reached Harry Du Bois.

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UN: mooncancer | Text - misfire

[devilishkouhai]

cater, serious answers only. this is serious business BB is trying so hard not to text him shes so DESPERATE WHAT DO I DO!?!?!? do u thnk if i send him a pic of my tits again it'll make him want me more?

[miseriainfernum]

[Um...]

I think you meant this for someone else.

[He is here for tits, but this. This feels bit off.]

[devilishkouhai]

UWASDHASJDLAFG NO THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU!! I HATE THIS NETWORK BB NEEDS TO FIX IT ASAP!!!!

PLEASE JUST IGNORE IT!!!!

[miseriainfernum]

I'm more than willing to.

I'll be honest, I don't understand how any of this works. It's kind of a miracle I haven't done something embarrassing.

[devilishkouhai]

lmao im jk idc BB has nice goods its just funny that ??? some how sent this to you of all people and not cater??? jfc network is driving me nuts this is the 3rd misfire text I've sent

what u mean? u don't have like texting on your world? or network?

[miseriainfernum]

No.

The closest we've got is writing letters. Or sending postcards. Maybe they've got something like this in Graad or Seol, but I wouldn't know.

[devilishkouhai]

I guess you do look like you're from the 70s or 80s...

Alright, well, it's not like you're the outlier here. anyway, give me advice should I send this guy a picture of myself again or what?

[miseriainfernum]

I'll be honest, I don't know what that means.

Gonna be honest with you, I'm probably not the person you want giving relationship advice, but I can try. How well do you know this guy, exactly?

[devilishkouhai]

LIKE?? The year??

BB knows everything about him!! She met him like 5 months ago! sometimes she watches him - well to be fair, BB watches everyone, but anyway yeah she knows him very intimately. He doesn't know BB that intimately though

[miseriainfernum]

It's '51 where I'm from. I don't really know anything about the Last Century, so I couldn't tell you about stereotypes from then. That was a long time ago.

Have you ever spoken to this guy?

[devilishkouhai]

Oh wow... You're an old type of daddy, like, the iteration of daddy that people like to daddy from? You know?

[ No, you do not want to know. ]

Yeah all the time! Well... BB tells him a lot about BB, sometimes he is really quiet about himself and his past. BB knows he is the type of guy who seems to have something going on that he doesn't want other people to know and worry about. While putting his entire existence on the line for the sake of others, so... BB has been guessing - especially since he's a Knight, right?

BB thinks like, maybe, he must have some sworn duty that he has to get back to or has promised to do from his old realm here.... So many things to think about!! Either way, she can tell he is hiding something big and deep but BB is okay with that. Sometimes humans need to have secrets to keep themselves together. Otherwise, their ego will fall apart lololol ꉂ (´∀｀)ʱªʱªʱª

[miseriainfernum]

[That whole sentence was complete gibberish to him, and he's not so sure he wants to know.]

Oh okay I honestly wasn't certain with that whole you watch his every move thing.

You might want to consider not doing that so much if you're interested because it's more creepy than anything else.

I'm sure a lot of people have reasons to want to go home. Like me... I need to stop something very, very bad. But I want to make sure nothing terrible happens to this world, too.

12/25 gift delivery!!

[devilishkouhai]

[ A box is left outside Harry's Home, with the following items!

Obtained
x1 A Cool New Tie: It is cosmic/space-like in its decoration! Talk about Other Worldly! +3 Inland Empire: It feels like you wear this you have some weird Association with Cosmic Gods - what's that....? Passive Skill: Wearing it in front of BB seems to make her happy and easier to talk with
x1 a Sticker that says: ACAB
X1 Box of Chocolates
x1 Box of Cookies
x1 A new Pen
x1 Plain Journal wrapped in leather
x1 A metal insulated cup to keep cold or hot beverages inside. It has an image of a cute stylized Mug Logo on it with text on the mug saying: #1 Detective. Clearly, it means he is the best detective... This is very basic looking and was clearly made here in Somnius.

Letter: I know a lot of #1 Detectives lmao er, jk, Merry Christmas! - BB ]

text; un:akasha; sometime after the Event settles down

[morganknight]

Hey, how are you doing after all shapeshifting doppelganger changeling mirror crap? Everything okay on your end?

[miseriainfernum]

Everything's fine on my end.

The worst that happened was being mistaken for a doppelganger. What about you? This situation seemed like it had a chance to be disastrous for lot of people, just from what I've seen.

[morganknight]

Lord, I've been whacking doppelgangers left and right. That's a big reason I asked, there were just so MANY of them.

[miseriainfernum]

For some reason, I didn't get bothered by one.

I'm grateful. I'm not sure I would have been able to do anything to them if they had.

But I did encounter several that were harassing others.

[morganknight]

Hey, if that ever happens, call for help if you can. I did... so much damage during all of this. There were a lot.

[Please permit the man who is staunchly and stridently against killing a moment of dismay.]

[miseriainfernum]

Of course.

The same goes for you, you know?

I've been in some terrifying situations, before.

[morganknight]

Naw, I'm fine. Didn't have any dead loved ones show up for me so I can't even think about complaining. Really, I was just happy I could help other people.

[Fun challenge: Guess how much of this is a lie, how much is truth, and how much is actually both at the same time!]

[miseriainfernum]

Well, I didn't either, really.

Though I couldn't tell you if I have any dead relatives to haunt me! I think my parents are still alive, anyway.

Even if I was spared this time around, you never know with this place. It could be worse, so I don't mind looking out for people.

[morganknight]

That'd be a really shit way to find out, huh?
So I'm glad it didn't happen, believe me.

You're not wrong, there'll be something else down the line for sure.

[miseriainfernum]

Here's to things staying relatively normal.

I heard people were being given bracelets that took their memories. I don't really trust that not to go disastrously.

[morganknight]

Honestly I don't even know where to begin with that. It seems to be a thing here.

[miseriainfernum]

There's always some kind of disaster happening around here. I don't really get it, honestly. You'd think the locals would be more worried.

[morganknight]

Hoo boy, that's a rabbit hole I'm not sure I want to go down right now. Let's just say my opinion is that to have all the wonderful fantasy things, you have to accept the bad ones too.

[miseriainfernum]

I guess so.
I guess it's similar to people who still live in areas prone to natural disasters.

[morganknight]

I think of it more like a cabin in the woods. Wonderful view, close to nature, but also... close to nature.

[miseriainfernum]

Yeah. Guess some people are just way more used to nature than me.

That sort of danger is pretty far removed from what I'm used to. But people? That's the danger I know.

[morganknight]

It's possible to grind that danger out of people, too. Just extinguish their spark. Saying that is, I think, the strongest possible argument against doing so.

[miseriainfernum]

You see that sort of thing in Martinaise. It's the area I was investigating the murder in. Extremely poor, even poorer than the area I'm from. It was just left to rot after the war ended.

[morganknight]

Poverty's sure one way, although not the ideal one. The ideal is a state that produces no emotions whatsoever. Comfort without luxury, no fear of either falling back or advancing forward. Drones in cubicles.

[miseriainfernum]

Oh, I see.

Revachol's situation means things like that are rare, at least in my area. The only "state" in my country is run by capitalism.

Your situation sounds just as miserable.

[morganknight]

There's still some of us pushing back, so the fight hasn't been entirely lost yet. No matter how it might feel sometimes.

[miseriainfernum]

That's good.

It's only too late when there's nothing left. Before then, there's always time. Always a chance.

[morganknight]

If Mages were the sort to give up, they wouldn't be Mages. Supreme stubbornness comes with the territory.

[miseriainfernum]

Honestly, it sounds like in another world, I might have been a Mage.

I've been told several times that I never stop.

[morganknight]

You also have to believe in something so strongly that it doesn't matter what anyone else believes.

[miseriainfernum]

I feel like that's a good trait.

More people should have it, honestly. Magic or no.

[morganknight]

You'd make a good Mage. Not that I have the slightest idea what Tradition you'd fit in.

[miseriainfernum]

Well, now I'm curious.

What sort of Traditions are there?

[morganknight]

The Akashic Brotherhood, who pursue unification of self through martial arts.

The Celestial Chorus, who believe in the One who is the source and foundation of all existence.

The Cult of Ecstasy, who transcend the world through experiences of all sorts.

The Dreamspeakers, who communicate with the spirts of all things.

The Euthanatoi, who guide the Wheel of Creation by pruning that which obstructs it.

The Order of Hermes, who master rituals and spells in the pursuit of perfection.

The Sons of Ether, who pursue Science with a capital S and usually an exclamation mark.

The Verbena, who rely on the inherent power in all things in Creation.

The Virtual Asepts, who see information as a metaphysical object subject to manipulation.

[miseriainfernum]

Whoa, there's a whole bunch of them!

It's like a Wirrâl class choice.

Which one do you follow?

[morganknight]

Have I really not gone on about martial arts enough in your presence that it isn't obvious? Because if that's true you're the first person I've spared that in.... ever?

[miseriainfernum]

You know, I'm not sure.

Maybe I'm still having memory problems.

There are so many different kinds of magic I've learned about here.